This is the beginning of a series of blog entries that will continue for… the remainder of this blog. Basically, what you are looking at right now, is a filler. Since I can’t think of a decent topic this week, I have decided to start on an idea I had a month back. True, I could just wait until I have another topic idea, but that could be a while, and I am enjoying the consistency. What I have here is a list of randomness. Random quotes, random thoughts, many different things that I have thought about, or heard, but wasn’t enough to make a topic out of. Each one will be small. Each one will be strange, in it’s own way. And each one just might make you laugh. So then, let us begin.
Ran·dom [ran-duhm] –adjective
Proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.
Have you ever been tired of sleeping?
People will believe anything nowadays.
I am not here. What is here? Isn’t “here” just “there” without a T?
~ Frank Caliendo
I’ll take two bags of chips, double cheeseburger, large fries, onion rings, 20 piece chicken nugget, and a Diet Coke.
And, if you don’t believe me, just click the link below to hear me say it in my own words!
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I’m pregnant, you’re the father, and I’m gonna KILL ALL THREE OF US!!!
~ George Carlin
Evolution doesn‘t exist. We came first, we barred all other species from reaching this state, and killed off the dinosaurs for opposing us.
I don’t know about the cat, but my training is coming along nicely.
You should enjoy here while you’re here, because there is no here there.
~ Ziggy
Presidents are like sand castles, you put so much time and effort into them, only to watch them be “corroded” by the “elements” surrounding them.
Jehovah’s Witness: We’re going to heaven, and you’re not.
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2 comments:
Bolt, I really enjoyed these quotes and comments. But, then you always do such a great job on your blogs. You have some that really made me chuckle. I am trying to get more people to come and read your blogs. But, when they do they don't leave comments. I told them they need to. That it was the only way you know that they read them. It's a shame that there isn't a way to get you on a nation wide set up. Or even in a magazine. It would be so nice to see this. Keep up the good work. Ginny
Here I am leaving a comment,to get my mother off my case. LOL This made me chuckle too! I'm looking forward to your next blog. You do need to apply to some local newspapers in your area and see what you can get cookin' though. It never hurts to apply/ask. All they can do is say no.
Imkidd
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